So rushed that I coulden't spell right!

This will be a very rushed post, but wolf is pluralized as wolves, wife is plurized as wives, life is plurized as lives, and dwarf is plurized as ether dwarves or dwarfs. Despite this, cliff is plurized as cliffs, giraffe is plurlized as giraffes, puff is plurlized as puffs, and tuff is plurized as puffs. Gotta go now to fix an urgent problem. Bye.

Long, terrable post

Tonight, I can't think of any of the rather antifinite unconsistancies in the bizarreish scaffolding of the english vocabulary, so I might as well talk about various fourms of english since I have nothing better to talk about. The most easy to understand for learners is knows as seaspeak. It translates parafanaliec wordstuffs and long phrases such as "Sorry, but could you please repeat that?" as "Say again." And "Sorry, but there seems to be a mess-up with the translation." is pronounced "Mistake."Another type is spanglish, only spoken in the southwest US and northwest Mexico. Despite its name, it is not a merging of spanish and english, but a merging of american and mexican. English is so bad that it overfailed on trying to name its dialects. Common use of amexican translates with often using american for proper nouns and other nouns, as well as longer words in american, but using the short nouns and innouns in mexican. "¿Donde esta el furious adhesive? Yo nesessito para medical cosas." The bane of the good parts of english is corporate english. It's the speech where everything is extremely long and ridiculously inintresting. Even downbrowly understandable brooklish sentences such as "Whdaaya done wit da dough?" Becomes "I would like to schedule a pre-schedule to dialogue about your strategic utilization of economic resources." It's extremely annoying. Yet another variant of the worst english possible is engrish. This one was present a lot in the 80's, but nowadays it's mostly used deliberately for comedic and recreational porpoises. It comes from bad translation of oriental languages (Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Mongolian, etc) to english and american, and vise versa. The name comes from the japanese habit of using L and R interchangeably. Charistics are terabble grammar, sentance structuring with the adjectives after the nouns, mixing between L and R, and mispronouncing 'ible' as 'ibru'. That's all for now. 

English

Sorry for the short post, It's extremely late and there are some large, vicious, fiery bothers which must be taken care of shortly. For now, just ponder this: Impressed is completely unrelated to pressed, which you would think were opposites. The opposite of impressed is disappointed, which is totally unrelated to appointed. In fact, being the linguistically opposites of unrelated words is possibly the only thing that the pair of impress and disappoint have in common. English is the most popular and fastest growing language, despite the fact that it has the most bizarre, befuddled and almost pranklike vocabulary and list of terms. To help you comprehend this, here are some nice jewels:
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Happy Boggsing day!

Happy boxing day! It's now the time to finish the leftovers, break in or rewrap for later your gifts, and see how long you can go without cleaning the pine needles off the floor before they decompose or get swept up by the obsessive-compulsive guests at your new year's party. I hope that you enjoyed your boxing day as much as I did. I also hope that you enjoyed your boxing day as much as I enjoyed my boxing day, which was quite a bunch more. I didn't do any boxing of ether kind. Anyway, I don't have anything else to say, so inflammable and flammable mean the same thing and famous and infamous are similar, but not opposites. 

Merry Christmast!

Merry Christmas happy holidays & many joyful returns of the day! I hope you had a great Christmas or other holidays as well. I certainly had a wonderful one! If you recall, the past puzzles were:
Meese
Foxen
Hice
Pen
Mie
Here are the answers:
1 goose 2 geese, so 1 moose 2 meese
1 ox 2 oxen, so 1 fox 2 foxen
1 mouse 2 mice, so 1 house 2 hice
1 man 2 men, so 1 pan 2 pen
I forgot what the last one was
Not much else to say. Happy holidays!

Short, late post

I did quite a lot of stuff on my vacation, but I can barely talk about it because it's so late at night. I'll just say that I stopped by the Richmond museum of art, the Baltimore museum of art, the national portrait gallery, the national american art gallery, and the Hershorn. In the mean time, though you have to figure out the common tenses of these words:
Meese
Pen
Foxen
Hice
Mie

Filler

Sorry for the extremely long wait and notable absence of any content! I had to go travel northwards for the holidays shortly before getting back. A ton of neat stuff happened their, but I can't say anything about it because O'l Mom is so mad and unreasonably demanding to go to bed that she won't least me write an interesting post. Just putting this up so that I don't go for a week withought doing a blog post. More later!

Another day

I like to speak and before I spoke
Faucets that will leak have before not loke
Often I write, today I wrote
I don't bite my tongue or bote
I'd strike a key, the key was struck
This poem I like, but never luck.

Why don't you ever comment about these poems? I write them without any inspiration and think them up entirely myself. I'll probably stop doing them soon.

Verbs

Cows often swim, as once they swam,
In their skim milk, but never skam.
Those cows don't fly and never flew
In knots they're tied, but never tew.

How do you like these english poems? 

English is too manglable

Once upon a baked potate
A timed was hungrily ate
And 'cause english is so bazaaer
The past tents of chill is 'fridgeer.

Meringues

Once upon a break I took
Some meringues I made and book.
Soon afterwards, the meringues I ate
For they were made of eggs I bate.

Appoligies

Sorry for my extremely every-otherish blog schedule. A ton of annoying and irritating events have been impacting my thyme and computer condition of quality and good programming of computer programmings. Anyway,

If soldiers slay as once they slew
Why don't kids play as once they plew?
I found this true and so should you
that rugs still lie as once they lew.


Happy Hanukkah !

Not for reading

I don't have anything to say today, as usual. I usually don't have much to say that's interesting. This isn't interesting, ether. Commercial bananas are not real fruits. They are all grown off of roots from an older banana tree and planted to grow into another tree which has roots off to plant another one from that one. This has been ongoing for 200 years. I know a lot about bananas, you know. I don't eat them because I know about them quite a lot about them. Plantains are much more of a real fruit. They're supposedly good fried, but I didn't like them fried or raw. I don't really eat any members of the plantain family of fruits, apparently. How nice. I'm so disappointed that no-one got the question that I posted a while ago. Possible no-one was reading my blog at the time. If so, they should continue that. There's nothing more to say here, so I'll stop saying stuff. I never really had anything to say anyway. 

Essay botchings premium 4000

Here's yet another blog. Nothing exciting. Today, I was working on an essay about Steve Wheeler, but used emotion and colorful writing in the writing when it was supposed to be an academic (mechanical) essay, and therefore messed up a part of the essay. I even got the wrong picture. Here's some paragraphs that I botched from my essay that I finished:

The art of Steve Wheeler is often attributed, or possibly misattributed, to Abstract Expressionism with its tight, cluttered frantic geometric jagged shapes tiling the backgrounds of the art like shattered fragments of a glass mosaic smashed through by the force of a Minotaur rigged up to a jet engine taped to some fireworks drenched in petroleum. My point is that he often used a pattern of mosaic misshapen triangles and squares and other pointy polygons for many uses, which was though to be inspired by Southwestern Navajo art. He was loosely involved in the Indian Space Painters, a group of New York painters who were attracted to Native American form and art. A few other artists in the group were Peter Busa, Robert Barrell, and Helen DeMott. 

It could be hard to spot Wheeler’s influences to the unskilled layman’s eyes, but instant references to specific artists and styles are often detected by the well-esteemed art buff of modern society. The southwestern and northwestern Native American arts payed a huge role in half his art. I think that the other half is more cubistic, as seen in Laughing Boy. 

As you can see, I messed them up a little, when considering that it was supposed to be an academic (mechanical) essay. I put it on the blog anyway, though. More on the next post! And also, since no-one figured it out, the richest mexicans are called the Juan percent. Stay tuned unless you don't like slightly boring blogs! 

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Why has no-one guess the answer to the question that I put up last post!? It's very obvious! Anyway, I don't have much to say tonight. I rarely do. Another thing that no-one knows about fire is that starting one on any ground doesn't work. Grounds of extreme or even moderate chill or wetness will never work. All other grounds should not be used as a precaution. In the event of fire, start it one a rally dry and warm piece of oak or spruce bark. Pine, Acadia, birch, willow, oak, and sequoia. You should really start knowing the answer to the question that I asked you in the last blog! It's very obvious! I'm terrible at writing academic essays. I never have much to say their ether, so I inject fillers into all the essays that I wright, and the only filler that I can write is over-dramatic detailed descriptions that I got the knack for by writing novels of dramatic detail on useless, trivial descriptions. Really, you should know!

Pyromanial education

Here's another blog. I've noticed that the content quality if my blog has been going up since I stopped recording my day and started to talk about vaguely intelligent contemplations. I wonder what to talk about tonight, on Monight. Nearly 96% of people in urban or industrial areas (all the continents other than Africa, Australia, South America, or Antarctica) don't know how fire works when making one. They'll just try to light a log on fire with a match. That never works because of scientific reasons. The flame from a match is too small to even touch a log, and the log is too big and solid to have any air in or around it. What to do to light a log on fire with a match is a few things: drench the log in Vaseline, Gasoline, or first light some small twigs on fire with the match. Then, on top of them, put some small sticks the width of pencils on them, and then finger-width sticks on top of that, then sausage-width, then  ear-width, then bottle-width, then other-width, then CD width, then cat-width, then the fire is big and oxygenized enough to burn the log. Also, what are the richest mexicans called? Put your guesses in the comments. The person who gets it right gets to get mentioned in my next blog! More later!

Irritating drivel

Today, in my hobby of overanalyzing words and terms, I realized an oxymoron that people use all the time. When people talk about the night that comes directly after Thursday, they call it Thursday night. Think about that : Thurs DAY NIGHT. You might as well say Thurs due to day and night canceling out themselves.  So, instead, I call it Thursnight. I also enjoy throughly overanalyzing words and terms, as you would know if you read that I just realized that. Too bad it's not really good for anyone else to listen to. Sorry for not blogging yesterday. Lots of stuff! More tomorrow maybe!

More blog

Another great day. I still don't have much to say. Maybe I'll talk about how much I love baked potatoes... As you can tell, I enjoy them. I even like their look, in addition to their taste, texture, and smell. I might put one on the blog in typography, but I don't have time. Recently, I've been working on the surrealistic picture of a leopard that I posted a while ago. When I finish it, maybe I'll post it here. It's getting pretty cold where I live, but it still won't snow at all.  It never snows here at all, no matter how cold it gets. Anyway, this thyme of year is too workful. I might have more to talk about later. I don't have much to talk about tonight, though. 

Another post

Sorry for not being able to blog last night. I had too much work to do again. This time of the year is too workfull, just like all the times of the year that are not holidays. I particularly love baked potaitos, unrelatedly. Also, does anyone notice how much I tend to derive new words from old ones in manners that you can sort-of tell what they mean? Here's a cubistic art for Uncle Donkey:
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| ◉  ~ |                                \__________/__/
|     ◉ |                                  \________/__/
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Happy Birthday to Dad! More tomorrow!

Actual words tomorrow!

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Ancient castle of Ikana

Landscape

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Good or bad News!

News! I have now finished the hugely time-consuming thing that was working on, so now I will continue to do my nightly blog! I also learned that withought is spelled without. I'm still going to use withought, though. Too bad I don't have anything to say tonight. I'll continue tomorrow, and maybe then I'll have something to say. Go back to staying tuned! More on that tomorrow! 

Blatant Filler

Today, amidst my month of novel-writing hectic busyness, I discovered that withought is spelled without. I'm still going to use withought, though, but this is a new find! I'll get back to blogging once December starts. Check back in once December starts! 

Dramatic Appology

Sorry for my mediocre performance and completely unflinching horrendous injustice of insufficient patterns of blog posts. I've been busy doing a national novel writing month! Can you tell? My schedule of blog posts will continue to irritatingly waver with a minimalistic competence and an armageddon of self-satisfied uselessness for any enthusiastic blog reader. More next month! 

Happy Halloween!

Yawn. I don't have anything to blog about today. Too bad. O'l Mom is pretty irritable sometimes if I decide to do my blog at 11:59 PM, which I often do. In the morning today, I ran out to a class really fast 'cause it was to early in the morning to be any good. I also slept through the class somewhat. After that, I went home and ate lunch. Later, I rode around the state with O'l Mom and enjoyed the tour. Once I got home, I lobotomized an unsuspecting melon and carved it into a vaguely cubistic pattern. Once that was accomplished, I put a pyrostruck candle into it's recently hallowed cranium. After that, I did some work and then relaxed for the rest of the evening. It was a very enjoyable Halloween. 

A photo of a drawing of a picture of some type of cat-looking animal

Here's a photo of the art that I made that was pretty good:

If you click on it, it will remove the background. I can draw more realistic cats, but this one wasn't supposed to be realistic. 

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Yawn. More stuff. Today, I got up early and fell asleep again. After that, I woke up late and ate lunch after lazing around. Once I ate lunch, I didn't do much for a long time. After that, I went out for a nice walk to an art gallery to see an art opening of art. Once I saw that, I ran off to a concert done by one of my friends. He was great at playing music but I didn't like the songs very much. After that, I went home and talked to Dr. Soup a lot. We did a lot of talking and co-operating on building large towers over servers until bed-time. More boringly socking and dully suspenseful blogs to come! 

Thrillingly boring

I have some art that I made that was really good and you'd probably like to see it as my great art is the only thing which regulates the blog's internationally illegally devastating boringness. Unfortunately for readers and international humanity standards, it was too big to scan in. Too bad. It was also better than any of the other art that I have uploaded. Anyway, today I woke up early and started to print out some stuff, but the printer jammed. After that, I went out for a walk and then ate lunch out. Once I ate lunch, I traveled back home and did some other stuff until bed-time. See how international regulation-defyingly boring my blog is? I wonder why it's not been taken down, what with being so illegally U.N.-defying and all... 

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Suspiro.

Sigh ... Hoy ha sido un día más y no tengo nada que decir al respecto. Suspiro. Yo podría tener más de qué hablar si lo hice cosas interesantes, pero no he estado haciendo nada interesante mucho últimamente. Es una pena. Oh well. De todos modos, yo no hice cosas muy interesantes mucho últimamente, pero hablé con el Dr. Soup más de un teléfono por primera vez en un tomillo tomillo largamente poco corto. Me pregunto si debo subir el arte un poco más ... Quizás.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Some more day! Today wasn't too great. I woke up late and then started on doing some work. After that, I continued to do work and then did some work and after that did work. Once I did some work, I did more work and then finished even more work. I then ate half of a sandwhich wich which  SANDVICH. So, once I consumed said SANDVICH, I did more work and then some even more work and then more yet even some work and work. After that, I went to my pottery class and had fun at it, but then went home once it was over and worked even more. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Grrrrrrrrrr. Anyway, more later.

Cat co-authors once again.

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More tomorrow!

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Yet another day. I didn't have any of my art to put on today, so I'll use some other art. Enjoy!
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Unusual.

Hmm... I think something's broke...

Rare animal.

Difficult to catch, hard to throw, frustrating to bat and uncooperative.

Temporary cure for low blood sugar.

This potato is really DICED!

Water matches! Cheap! Useful!

Ssssssssssssssssss...

Do I really need to say what kind of computer this goes to?

Nice glass, terrible drink.

I'd really like a computer like this.

Excellent.

The rare on-fire money flower.

And that's that. Sorry if you wanted some of my art and not more realistic-looking. Anyway, more stuff tomorrow!

Grammar scrambler

Yet a day of what? Eye mornings gotten up the in, and so started breakfasts with ate rolls of. That, so after went a lunch out and a buyed lantern o uncarved jack for pumpkin. Walks nice taken of some and so ing shop to dinner gets, when not! Home after headed that, dinner and eat until playing nothing thyme until bed.

Vacoules!

Today was yet another colroplasmic day. In the morning, I woke up late and immediately left after getting some mitochondriachic papers printed out and then left withought breakfast. So, anyway, I ran really fast to a ribozomic event, and then to a mesosomish biology class. After that, I ran to a eucaroiteic class with some snacks before going to yet another class. After all of that, I exaustedly protistly tarveled home and relaxed until bed-thyme. Also, studies show that if you fact-check everything you read, you will pretty smart. Anyway, that's all for now!

Combination

Sorry, but I don't have any art right now and didn't to anything interesting except for in the morning, so I don't have anything to put onto my amazingly boring blog. However, I will probably put something out... Actually, I heard that people like riddles and conspiracy theories, so I made a conspiracy theory and a ridiculously hard riddle! Here it is: 

WHAT IF ALL AND EVERY CONSPIRACY 

THEORY IS FALSE AND MADE UP

 BY THE GOVERNMENT SO THAT

 IT WILL SCARE ITS PEOPLE? 

Isn't it cleaver? It's a great combination! See if you can solve it. If you do, put the answer in the comments. Stay Tuned!

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Another great days. Todays, I got up early and did a bunch of work on various predictions. I have recently discovered the practical use of divination: betting on horses and elections! Anyway, after that, I ate lunch and then chased a cat around my house until it stopped laying on my keyboard. It does that a lot cutely but annoyingly, such as some upcoming times when I'll have to do a blog and it rolls over my keyboard a lot. Also, I'm getting good at divination! Too bad I won't predict whoever does what whenever it's really important. As I said, gambling is the proper use of prophecy. Anyway, More later! Stay tuned!

Start (Star art)

Sorry about my blog frequency. A lot of outside factors are impacting it now. But here's more art! I wonder what people think about my art... Maybe they should comment more. But here's the piece that you only saw bits of... It is nowhere near very good by my standards... But too bad. Here it is.

Yet another good art! This one's not my best. It displays great art and atrocious spelling and handwriting. I'm pretty bad at both, but at least I correct them when I can. It's better than the idiots who go around saying "PLZ CAN HAZ LOLZ", who are all over the internets! They use no punctuation or spelling or effort and spam !s and won't put in effort to write out entire words like penultimate! What lazy slobby interneters! At least I'm better than them. Anyway, more next blog!

Excellent arts

And now, more art!

This masterpiece is about some skyworld. Enjoy!

Stupid scanner!

More art! O'l Mom thought that I should of uploaded this, so I did. It's far from my best, but it's acceptable. I have much better ones, but here's this one. 

Unfortunately, the stupid, awful, annoying, terrible, useless, irritating STINKING AWFUL STUPID scanner split it into different parts, so I can only give you the better drawing from it, but these are totally useless by themselves and the STUPID STUPID STUPID scanner ruined it. Hopefully better stuff next time!

Sorry...

Sorry, but I don't have any time for a blog, but tomorrow I'll put up more art and explain it this time! By the way, how did you like the last piece? Comment it!

Another birthday

Harry Birthday to O'l Mom! She is so great and amazing! She is also really fantastic and excellent and wonderful and so good and really great! As well as being amazing and fantastic and fabulous and superb, she has a ton of chocolate that I brought and gave to O'l Mom for her birthday. However, it's not to late go give O'l Mom some more gifts! She accepts birthday gifts no matter how late they are! She'll even take them on May 20! So, you better have a gift for O'l Mom. Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER! 

Well, FINALLY!

Yet another day

Today, I got up late and soon ate lunch. After that, I lazed about some more and then delayed and lazed before going to a play. O'l Mom took too much stuff, but it was a well-preformed play. I did some art while waiting for the play to start. Speaking of that, I'm planning on uploading some of my art tomorrow! 

Today was yet another day. I got up late and wanted to stay in bed, but O'l Mom made sure that I got up and went to another class immediately. So, I did, and after that I immediately ran off to yet another class. Once I finished that one, I went to a different one, whereafter I went home to eat dinner and then ran out once again o attend yet another class. Once I finished that, I headed home and finished dinner. More stuff tomorrow! 

Good news!

GREAT NEWS! We finally got a new scanner, so tomorrow I'll upload some art! Anyway, today I woke up early and ate breakfast and then ate lunch and ran off to art class. After that, I ran home and worked on some work and then ate dinner and going and listening to a long and important talk, which I didn't understand that much of. After that, I went home and was going to plan stuff with Dr. Soup but my technology repeatedly trolled me and I then went to bed. O'l Mom is so wonderful!

Today, it was a very rainy day. I woke up in he morning and was about to do some work when I decided to eat breakfast instead. So, I did, and I did some work after I did that. Once that was done, I ate lunch and did some more work before going out for a walk. I got pretty wet 'cause it was raining pretty hard for the entire day. So, after I got home, I took a shower 'cause I was so wet. That makes sence. Anyway, after that, I finished my work and ate dinner. Once that was done, I loafed and played for the rest of the night. More stuff to come! 

Yet another day. This one was a busier Sunday than usual. In the morning, I woke up early and ate some delicious cinnamon rolls that O'l Mom cooked for me! They were very nice! Anyway, after that, I left for Journeys. Once I got there, I lazed off and then had to listen to the service. Journeys decided to dissolve due to economic trouble, and left the members gnab all of the stuff that they wanted for free. I first gnabbed some balloons, some rubber bands, a bunch of pens, and a sponge. I then gnabbed all of my art that I had put there for decoration and all of the art done by one of my friends that was there for decoration, as well as some chocolate and 3 cushions. After that, O'l Mom and I went out for lunch. We had some good soups and some breads and dessert as well. After that, we headed back to get some more stuff. Once there, we got a clock, more pens and pencils, the rest of my art that I forgot to get, and a bunch of extra boxes of who knows what. By the time we started heading home, 84% of the room on our small vehicle was so stuffed full of junk that it was practically the equivalent of filling it in with lava  and blasting said lava with neurofreezant, causing stone. It also got just as heavy. Anyway, after that we went home and then went out for dinner and then went back home and more stuff tomorrow.

Frzzzzllllllllrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzllllllllllllllllllllllzzzlzlzlzlzzzzit

Today, I got up really, really early and loafed around for the morning waiting for 11:30. Once it became 11:30, I ate some lunch and then called Dr. Soup. However, we didn't talk much at all due to technology problems. All kinds of problems happened to my technology today! 2 boilers burst, some pipes and valves melted, the LAN network couldn't connect to anything, some of the connectors fizzeled, most of the main coils burned and crumbled, and all of the sound lagged amazingly! Anyway, I mostly lazed off for the rest of the day. O'l Mom is so great and wonderful. 

Another subatomic physics argument

Another day. Today, I got up somewhat earlyish and proceeded to do some work before eating lunch out at a nice restaurant. I also was wondering today what creates matter from energy, but it turned out that matter is unemployed energy. I thought that that was quite useful information. Now I wonder if magic should be a force or an energy. Supposedly, energy somehow creates force, and also matter, so it might be an energy... If it were a force, there would be 4 forces then. I'm unreasonably emotionally invested in my opinion that weak/strong nuclear force are just nuclear force. If they are definitely different things, than they should change the names of them. Anyway, after that, I did some errands with O'l Mom and then later ate supper before walking down to Final Friday and talking to Dr. Soup the rest of the night. More stuff to come!

Post title

Today, I got up late in the morning and wrote an essay for something. Once I had finished that, I ate breakfast and loafed off for a bit before going to art class. There, I worked on art and a piece of Miro-ish style, and found out that my essay wasn't quite good enough, but pretty good anyway. After that, I headed home and did a ton of work. Once I had finished all of my work for the day, I ate supper and then dinner and then did some things with Dr. Soup when he called over a server. More stuff tomorrow!

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Today was yet another wonderful day for me. I got up really, really, really early and soon did some work. Immediately after I had finished that, we ran off to an art event. I had some fun there. Anyway, after that, I walked around before heading back home. Once at home, I ate lunch and then cooked some tea over a fire in the yard that Dad set up. He loves to set up fires in the yard to cook tea over whenever it gets cold, like it did today. This is very good news for me! Fall is here and some tea and fires and fire!  After working and reading and writing down things that I read for work 'cause O'l Mom told me to, I walked down to my pottery class. At it, I made a bowl that looks like a sea sponge and some plates and bowls and stuff. It was also quite fun. Later, I ate dinner and Dr. Soup called from Wobblesog village, Europa, and we did some chatting and playing over server and setting up cobblestone paths and stuff. We did that until O'l Mom threw me into bed. What a very nice day.

Infinite cobblestone!

Another great day! Today, I got up early and immediately started working on some math. Once I finished, I talked to Dad outside 'cause today was such an amazing day. After that, I searched for a quote that pinpoints an eternal struggle in a famous novel because O'l Mom wanted me to. Once that was finished, I ate a nice lunch of delicious soup. Soon, Dr. Noodle soup called from Wobblesog Village on Europa. We did a lot of talking and set up a playing from a server. I had a lot fun talking to him over very long distance while on the same server and setting up cobblestone generators together. After that, he eventually had to go, and O'l Mom and I took a walk. It was very, very nice. The weather was sunny with no clouds, but it had that brisk chill and a feeling of autumn in the air. I had a great walk! Anyway, after that, I went home and worked more and then went out to eat. After that, I worked some more and did some other stuff and then went to bed. More tomorrow!

A very pleasant day

Today, I got up early and started lazing about. That happened for quite a while. After all of that, I ate some breakfast and did some work before lounging for along time. Today was a really good day for lazing. Anyway, after lazing, I ate some lunch and then went out to a picnic. It was really great weather out for a picnic today! I ate some sandwiches and walked round a lot. Afterwards, I went back home to laze and loaf. After that, I went to someone's house to see a movie. It was too long and too sad and had really well-made costumes. I understood 3/4 of the lines. After that, I went home and went to bed. That's all for today!

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Another day. Today I got up very early and ate breakfast with Dad. It was a very nice breakfast, and I ended up eating more than I was expecting. After that, I went home and started working on some work. O'l Mom is so excellent! Anyway, after I did enough work, I ate a delicious lunch and soon left for a history class of mine. This one turned out more like an astronomy class. But after that, it will get to be a biology class before becoming a classifiable history class. Anyway, I had a lot of fun at my class. After that, it was thyme for Mock Newberry withought bothering to eat any more lunch! How awful! After the meeting, O'l Mom took me shopping with her and roamed about getting who knows what for a long time before we went home. At home, I ate dinner and then delayed some. I then played or called Dr. Soup for the rest of the evening. Too bad he doesn't have any kind of telegraph or phone or letterbox or anything like that. Anyway, more tomorrow!

Grrr!

Grrr! The power went out recently! The cruddy grid of power where I live is so useless! It goes out every thyme a thunderstorm happens! That's so annoying! A lot of the stuff I had on the computer was deleted! Anyway, I also did some pottery and clay making after that. An all of the clay from my mines is from my mines. I used it to make some pottery and a flute that can play 2 notes. Anyway, more to come.

A very nice d ay

Another blog post. Today, I got up really early and did some work. After that, I left and arrived at one of the local museums of science. There, I waited in the café until Robert and Dylan arrived. We then ate lunch and did a lot of talking about mining and portals and lunch. After that, I did some walking around and had already seen or had already saw the museum, so it wasn't much of a surprise. After that, we walked over to another museum through a levitating tunnel. Some of the stuff that I saw there was an exhibit about a popular movie. There were a lot of the actual costumes from the movie there at the exhibit. They were really elaborate and looked rather small for today's standards, but I think that people were smaller back then. It was a very high-grossing movie that I haven't seen yet. I also saw a very nice exhibit about the history of the state that the exhibit was in. It described the kinds of dishwares of certain groups, which I thought was rather interesting. You might not. Anyway, after that, I headed home and did some more work. After that, it was thyme for dinner, so I ate it with supper. After that, I delayed and thought about stuff until bed-time. Also, we're still having technology problems, so I'm still not adding my art.

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Once again, technology troubles are resulting in no art and questionable blogging skills. Anyway, today I woke up early and ate breakfast. After that, I went to Journeys very fast and rushed and arrived on time. The weather was very, amazingly great! It was cold for the first thyme since early April. Where I live, spring is usually warm and summer is very hot, and also fall is cool and winter is very cold but never with snow. Anyway, more about that in winter. O'l Mom isn't feeling too well today. Anyway, it was a very nice day today and I ate some lunch in the middle of the day. I also ate dinner and it was also very delicious an I 'llhavetocutthisshortsoseeyounextbye

Another long post

Sorry for not blogging for some thyme. Some severe and long-lasting technology trouble is frequently interfering with my blog's updateability. Anyway, today O'l Mom wasn't feeling very well, so I woke up late and ate some breakfast. After that, I went for a walk, but it suddenly rained on me and I almost got wet! I navigated my way back home by digging into my mines and traversing my system of catacombs that I dug and getting home. I then stayed home until the rain stopped raining. After that, Dad cooked a lunch over a fire that he set up and I ate some of it! The lunch, that is, not the fire. As much as I like fire and lava and magma, I doubt that fire tastes very good. Anyway, I then did some work and dug my mine out some more. It's a very nice mine, with caves and catacombs and tunnels and caverns and stalactites and stalagmites and bridges over lakes of magma and gems and rocks and a total lack of psychotic computer mainframes and underground lakes and crystals and salt and coal and stones and mineral and the everything. I might draw a picture of it and put it on my blog if I can ever et that working. Anyway, I delayed and played some games with O'l Mom and then cooked dinner for myself.  I later ate supper and ran around for a bit, but then I lazed until bed-thyme. 

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Unfortunately, my scanner continued to be useless, so no art for now. Anyway, today I got up early and went to a class early in the morning. After that, I immediately ran home and then only stopped for a bit to eat lunch before running off. I arrived at a park and ran a walk, or maybe a run, before hurrying to somewhere else. After that, I fastly traveled to home and baked some molasses cookies. O'l Mom is so wonderful! She is so great! Anyway, after that I overreacted to nothing and a kitten meowed its head off at O'l Mom, annoying her slightly. Anyway, I then delayed until bed-time, and went to bed. 

Obsidian is a TERRAble scanner

Once again, sorry for not uploading the art. Herobrine stopped the scanner from ever working, so we're getting technical difficulties. Anyway, today felt like the feeling of fall! Fall finally got to my home. Anyway, today I got up late and started working on my work immediately. I then ate breakfast and then did even more work before taking a break and having some lunch. After some more work, I went for a very nice walk and the air really was obviously full of autumn. The trees weren't starting to brown and turn yellow and red and orange and fall off, and it wasn't quite as cold, and the pumpkins and rutabagas and eggplants and apples and squash and jack-o-lanterns and beets and carrots and turnips weren't growing yet, but it felt very autumnesque and their was a brisk chill in the air. That hasn't happened once all summer! Not once! Not from May 26 to September 10! Anyway, after that, I finished my work and spent the rest of the afternoon trying to capture one of my over-skittish cats and finally did that. Later, I ate dinner and relaxed until bed-time. O'l Mom is so great! I also like fall quite a lot. Too bad I appreciate all seasons and like them equally, though, so I can't say that autumn's my favorite. More to come!

... It's getting really boring starting my blog posts with today by now, so I'll say something different. Anyway, I got up early in the morning and went to Journeys. It was slightly disappointing in the matter of food, but not too much. After that, O'l Mom made me go grocery shopping with her, so I did. Anyway, we've been hard at work making a printer that's not made of sand or netherbrick or gold ingots, but to no success. O'l Mom is so great and wonderful! She is really excellent! Anyway, more things to come.

Sandmade scanners don't work

This time, the inability to scan in art to the internets, the repetitive power-outs,  and the lack of anything else to blog about, my blog has been cut down to every other night due to technical difficulties. Please do not visit for a month, by which we should hopefully have fixed this fix. 

Apology absent

Another blog post! And guess what? The only time O'l Mom isn't too exhausted to help and I'm not too lazy to put my art onto the computer so that I can continue to stuff my blog with my amazing art and cheap styles, but terrible technologies once again stand in my way. Scanners made of cobblestone and obsidian. Cryptic messages in the soul sand. Bedrock computers in wood and cobblestone houses. Anyway, I'm actually working hardly at stuffing art onto the heavily overstuffed internet with its explosion-inducing amount of sheer volume gradually ramming its sides apart. So, stay tuned!

Sorry about the lack of promising grants. Last night, O'l Mom didn't think that I should upload them just 'cause I had a bad fever, and tonight O'l Mom's being to tired and cold-having to do it. By the way, I had a pretty nasty fever that I had. I'll upload it next time O'l Mom isn't to tired to do it, hopefully tomorrow. Stay tuned!

Short warning

Today, I got up really early and ate breakfast out. After that, I loafed some and went to Journeys. After a while, I went home and mostly lazed off with a cold. AAAAAAAATTCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO! HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCOAOAOAOAOAO! SNIFF...   Anyway, I'll be putting up some of my art tomorrow due to fan requests. OW OW OW OWOWOWOWOWO! 

Forewarning

YAWN! Today, I got up early and did some work, then loafed and walked out to breakfast. After that, I went home and worked some and then ate lunch. After that, I called Dr. Soup. We did a lot of talking about paint and dry paint and wet paint and oil paint and etc. I was thinking of putting some of my art on my blog, but it didn't get enough requests in the comments.  Maybe, if I get enough requests in comments, I'll put some on. They have to be from different people, though. If you really want some, convince other people to vote for them. 

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Today, I got up really early in the morning and went to the doctors for O'l Mom having an apportionment.  While that was going on, I waited around and lazed off. After a few hours, we went out to lunch and had a very nice lunch, then rode around and eventually went bowling with some of my friends. I did surprisingly well! After that, I came home and loafed about and played and did work and did some other stuff. If enough people request it, I'll put some of my art on my blog sometimes... 

A forewarning or interesting art with suspensefuly boring blogging

Today I got up early and did some things, like working on my blog. After that, I did a ton of work and slacked off. I'll probably put some better stuff tomorrow unless I have an interesting day, unlike today, so I could just put some neat photos of videos, but I'm talking about my boring day instead. Maybe I'll put up some of my art that I draw... Maybe... It's pretty interesting art. 

Paranormal inactivity

Perpetually misplaced Gardens

Scenic photos of too much water

Some scenic photos withought as much water in them