monologue about judaism

How do you spell matzo? Anyway, Matzo ball soup is very good with Jewish massive saltines (matzah crackers), which Jewish people eat for Passover. And after that, someone hides the dessert so no one can find it, so someone pays them for giving it to them and they give it to them. When Moses plagued Egypt, he made zillions of frogs come up. That's a plague? What I wouldn't give to be there, I'm fine with frogs. If a Jew is trying to make a sukkah, and it always falls down and somehow shatters into dust, they can blame it on nazis with bazookas. Woah, I spelled that right! I'm a terrible speller and it was my first time trying to write that word and I got it on first try!!(Bazookas.)