CAAAAAAAAAAAROL CROSSSS, THE BEST MOM WHO CAN MAKE SAUCE...

I have the best mom ever! Mom is rather my favorite item at the moment. She is very good and nice and kind and wise and lovely and handy and quiwodfwjed and charming and tasteful and witty and musical and smart and old and humble and queenly and swift and strong and fair and dandy and handy and fast and attractive and nice and wonderful and nice and funny and athletic and beautiful and charming and good! O'l Mom is great! She's the toast of the town! Life's always better when O'l Mom is around! O'l Mom is great! She cannot be beat! If O'l Mom came 'round more, then that would be neat!