Once again, I got up somewhat late today... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN! My blog is so amazingly boring... I sometimes use it's amazing boringness to power Hyubb, a flying sky city. Its city municipal will often beg for provisions from anyone with too much stuff, such as me, or anyone with not enough stuff, such as Dr. Soup. Sometimes it gets sabotaged for being too cheap and is evacuated shortly before plummeting down into the closest desert, but only a desert. Never a sea or forest or ocean or anything else, but for some reason it keeps falling into a desert. It's been broken a lot but no-one o the residents or any organization of the really giant flying city donates any money for repairs, so by now it's held together with rubber bands, paper clips and those little black clips that look sort of like moths. If you want to, you can talk to the mayor of the huge city of the sky. He has a pretty shifty attitude, though, so be careful. To ask a question, just put your query in the comments below and, if you're really lucky, he might write an unhelpful but slightly amusing response. That's it for now! Stay tuned!
If your city is so unstable, why don't you stop flying?
ReplyDeleteBeacuse the POINT is that it's a sky city! If it stayed on the ground, it would be just a useless lump of BORING metal and office supplies!
DeleteHow do you pronounce your name?
ReplyDeleteMAY - OR
DeleteST - IN - JUH - HOCK
WHY DON'T YOU KNOW?!?!? You should know these things! I'm the MAYOR OF HYUBB, for crying out loud! Unless everyone calls you "Coral" or "Cairole" or something stupid like that, so you would like to spread around your problem... I could understand that.
Excuse me--if you are an elected official, you shouldn't be so rude!
ReplyDeleteIS THEIR PROOF OF THAT? I highly doubt it! However, I'll admit that I am rather ill-mannered... Once, the city council nearly impeached me for it, but I convinced them that they had no power to do that due to their role and responsibility in the city government... No idea if they can impeach mayors or not, though.
DeleteWhether you can impeached for it or not, as mayor you should be a role model. You should be modeling proper and polite behavior, not rude responses to people who ask a simple question.
ReplyDeleteTHIS isn't a question, but more of a statement. The last statement that you made was, also. I don't know how this relates, though, but I feel compelled to say it. Also, It would take much more than role models for the people to change their behavior. It's an archetype and stereotype of citizens of Hyubb to be incredibly unwilling to use money. Besides, they should be looking up to more responsible role models! Dr. Soup is a great example, but he is very slow to update his blog, causing BORING stillnesses over extended periods of time. Good, competent bloggers with good content and frequent updating habits such as you should be willing to step in and convince other people of acts b/w intentions! I wonder if Madison is a good role model... He so kindly lets rude people comment on his blog...
DeleteNo, I wouldn't!
DeleteWHY NOT!?!?!?
DeleteBecause of my shady business practices and bad habits, such as eating ALL of the cake and icing of a cupcake but leaving the paper! I don't do that very much, though. Only when I'm really full.
DeleteYou're supposed to eat the paper? None of anyone who lives in Hyubb other than the super-genus hobos eat the paper.
DeleteAnd by that I mean super-geNIUS hobos. Stupid auto-correct!
DeleteI bed I know why the hobos are super geniuses - because everyone around them has terrible taste and a lack of commitment to their snacks. Not much offense intended.
DeleteEven less taken. But, you know, it's a fad for amazingly smart people to take up unlikely professions, such as trashmen, garbagewomen, hobos, bellboys, janitors, and movie extras. This is to prevent their talents from being used for evil. Dunno why I said that, though...
DeleteI wonder when O'l Mom is going to step in again...
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