Electric foods

...Water conducts, but only if not pure. Most water that you can get is not pure, thought, so it's easy to get conducting water. Lemons and limes conduct electricity also! So do potatoes! ...But not cooked potatoes. For some odd reason, boiled potatoes will never conduct electricity, unless they are tested while boiling.  Corn flakes would probably conduct. I know that they are attracted to magnets. Donuts almost never conduct, nor cake mix, nor burned omelets! The same result goes for striped crocuses and buttered dandelions and overcooked riceshroom pizzas! Common culinary omnipotence is shockingly unappealing to thundering lightning! Panic! Stay tuned for more weird wordage!