A post! Eat toast! Or roast!

Today some Quarbtivly small stuff happened. I se that Dad hasn't much been trapin'. I won 2 books in a game! They are not the same! Today by myself, three meals I've ated! The importance of breakfast cannot be overstaited. Mom's been in bed with a terrible cough. I hope that quite soon the fever goes off. Dad been settin' off some sparks for a flame! Tomorow I'll have it to be quite hard to blame! That's it for this post today! Tomorow is really not that far away!

Another day of icy oceans

Today I got up at noon and went ice skating on a medium-size creek that had froze over with thick ice. I fell down 183617295 times and went skating about. My friend and I played some ice tag and fell down ∞ times when we were tryng to chase each other. I went back home after I fell down on the ice so many times that cold and wet ≠ outside for another week, so I came in before I reached that point. O'l Mom fixed me some soup and tea and hot choclate with ○ and then I went to book club and came home.

mysterious connections with blogs and rum

Today I stayed inside all day. O'l Mom set me to the task of cleaning up trash around the computer and sorting out DVDs. That took 4 whiles and a
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Oddly, yesterday I mentioned crackens in my last blog, and Dad started watching documentaries about krackens after seeing an add for KRACKEN RUM (R with a little circle around it). Isn't that odd?

Saourkrout und Venderquioushnitzel!

Today the sleet froze overnight, so we stayed indoors all day. O'l Mom wasn't feeling well today and stayed in bed, so I stayed downstairs and watched silent films. I even made O'l Mom 2 potions for her. Dad went out and in and watched me play games. Comment! Comment! Cheese and kracken! Or crackers! Very icy outside. If it doesn't melt before tomorow, I might spend another day inside. Not many complaints there. O'l Mom made me trace westward expansion routes on a map. Sausages!

Some Newbery news

Today I drew a picture of ∞ balloons with boxes of sand tied to them. Try to guess why. That should get me a lot of comments! The Newbery winners got displayed today. None of them were ones that more than 1 person read at my mock Newbery, except for 1 book that 5 people read and didn't like it that much. O'l Mom posted them on her blog. http://teachingyourmiddleschooler.blogspot.com/2011/01/2011-newbery-awards-announced.html I hope that it snows!

CAAAAAAAAAAAROL CROSSSS, THE BEST MOM WHO CAN MAKE SAUCE...

I have the best mom ever! Mom is rather my favorite item at the moment. She is very good and nice and kind and wise and lovely and handy and quiwodfwjed and charming and tasteful and witty and musical and smart and old and humble and queenly and swift and strong and fair and dandy and handy and fast and attractive and nice and wonderful and nice and funny and athletic and beautiful and charming and good! O'l Mom is great! She's the toast of the town! Life's always better when O'l Mom is around! O'l Mom is great! She cannot be beat! If O'l Mom came 'round more, then that would be neat!

My Mock Newberry Top 3 (for me)

#1 is Magic Below Stairs by Carolien Seamister. It's about a footboy who works for a wizard. I like it 'cause it has a lovely style and very entertaining.

#2 is A Whole Nother Story by Dr. Cuthbert Soup. It's about a family that travels around the country being chased by agents with varying degrees of morality. I like it 'cause it's quite funny and exciting and interesting.

#3 is Sir Charlie : Chaplin, The Funniest Man In The World. by Sid Fleischman. It's a biography of Charlie Chaplin, obviously. I like it 'cause it's quite descriptive and informative.