Monday, May 16, 2011

Math jokes

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8÷15≠900046229902369850879854909485908738[!!!!!!!!!]

What kind of turtles are good at math?
Loggerithimhead turtles!

5✤1✧4 = 10

1❍+1✆+1☢+1✇=4✺

♩◎= 10☂⏎⌘
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 17, 2011 at 5:32 AM

    Where is the first mention of Logarithms?


    In the Bible, when Noah told the adders to go forth and multiply!!!

    Dad

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  2. AnonymousMay 17, 2011 at 5:35 AM

    Why is the amoeba so mathematically confused?

    They multiply by dividing!

    Dad

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  3. CarolMay 17, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    The turtle joke is a cute math joke. Did you think of it yourself?

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  4. Madison the InscrutableMay 17, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    Eyup!
    I agree.
    Eyup!

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  5. Uncle DonkeyMay 17, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    Yikes... between Mad and Dad, there's some painful (in a good way) stuff being tossed about here.

    Here's one right back at you, mijo: What kind of turtles are good at music?

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  6. Madison the InscrutableMay 18, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    Well, snapping turtles would be good at rythims, but bach turtles are good at classical music and Seallo turtles are good at string.

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  7. Uncle DonkeyMay 18, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    Wow! My answer was, indeed, Bach's turtles, but your other two are better. On hearing your response, your Aunt D. drily observed, "Well, it looks like he outbrained you."

    As you would say: Eyup.

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  8. Madison the InscrutableMay 18, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    Neat!

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