So rushed that I coulden't spell right!

This will be a very rushed post, but wolf is pluralized as wolves, wife is plurized as wives, life is plurized as lives, and dwarf is plurized as ether dwarves or dwarfs. Despite this, cliff is plurized as cliffs, giraffe is plurlized as giraffes, puff is plurlized as puffs, and tuff is plurized as puffs. Gotta go now to fix an urgent problem. Bye.

Long, terrable post

Tonight, I can't think of any of the rather antifinite unconsistancies in the bizarreish scaffolding of the english vocabulary, so I might as well talk about various fourms of english since I have nothing better to talk about. The most easy to understand for learners is knows as seaspeak. It translates parafanaliec wordstuffs and long phrases such as "Sorry, but could you please repeat that?" as "Say again." And "Sorry, but there seems to be a mess-up with the translation." is pronounced "Mistake."Another type is spanglish, only spoken in the southwest US and northwest Mexico. Despite its name, it is not a merging of spanish and english, but a merging of american and mexican. English is so bad that it overfailed on trying to name its dialects. Common use of amexican translates with often using american for proper nouns and other nouns, as well as longer words in american, but using the short nouns and innouns in mexican. "¿Donde esta el furious adhesive? Yo nesessito para medical cosas." The bane of the good parts of english is corporate english. It's the speech where everything is extremely long and ridiculously inintresting. Even downbrowly understandable brooklish sentences such as "Whdaaya done wit da dough?" Becomes "I would like to schedule a pre-schedule to dialogue about your strategic utilization of economic resources." It's extremely annoying. Yet another variant of the worst english possible is engrish. This one was present a lot in the 80's, but nowadays it's mostly used deliberately for comedic and recreational porpoises. It comes from bad translation of oriental languages (Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Mongolian, etc) to english and american, and vise versa. The name comes from the japanese habit of using L and R interchangeably. Charistics are terabble grammar, sentance structuring with the adjectives after the nouns, mixing between L and R, and mispronouncing 'ible' as 'ibru'. That's all for now. 

English

Sorry for the short post, It's extremely late and there are some large, vicious, fiery bothers which must be taken care of shortly. For now, just ponder this: Impressed is completely unrelated to pressed, which you would think were opposites. The opposite of impressed is disappointed, which is totally unrelated to appointed. In fact, being the linguistically opposites of unrelated words is possibly the only thing that the pair of impress and disappoint have in common. English is the most popular and fastest growing language, despite the fact that it has the most bizarre, befuddled and almost pranklike vocabulary and list of terms. To help you comprehend this, here are some nice jewels:
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Happy Boggsing day!

Happy boxing day! It's now the time to finish the leftovers, break in or rewrap for later your gifts, and see how long you can go without cleaning the pine needles off the floor before they decompose or get swept up by the obsessive-compulsive guests at your new year's party. I hope that you enjoyed your boxing day as much as I did. I also hope that you enjoyed your boxing day as much as I enjoyed my boxing day, which was quite a bunch more. I didn't do any boxing of ether kind. Anyway, I don't have anything else to say, so inflammable and flammable mean the same thing and famous and infamous are similar, but not opposites. 

Merry Christmast!

Merry Christmas happy holidays & many joyful returns of the day! I hope you had a great Christmas or other holidays as well. I certainly had a wonderful one! If you recall, the past puzzles were:
Meese
Foxen
Hice
Pen
Mie
Here are the answers:
1 goose 2 geese, so 1 moose 2 meese
1 ox 2 oxen, so 1 fox 2 foxen
1 mouse 2 mice, so 1 house 2 hice
1 man 2 men, so 1 pan 2 pen
I forgot what the last one was
Not much else to say. Happy holidays!

Short, late post

I did quite a lot of stuff on my vacation, but I can barely talk about it because it's so late at night. I'll just say that I stopped by the Richmond museum of art, the Baltimore museum of art, the national portrait gallery, the national american art gallery, and the Hershorn. In the mean time, though you have to figure out the common tenses of these words:
Meese
Pen
Foxen
Hice
Mie

Filler

Sorry for the extremely long wait and notable absence of any content! I had to go travel northwards for the holidays shortly before getting back. A ton of neat stuff happened their, but I can't say anything about it because O'l Mom is so mad and unreasonably demanding to go to bed that she won't least me write an interesting post. Just putting this up so that I don't go for a week withought doing a blog post. More later!

Another day

I like to speak and before I spoke
Faucets that will leak have before not loke
Often I write, today I wrote
I don't bite my tongue or bote
I'd strike a key, the key was struck
This poem I like, but never luck.

Why don't you ever comment about these poems? I write them without any inspiration and think them up entirely myself. I'll probably stop doing them soon.

Verbs

Cows often swim, as once they swam,
In their skim milk, but never skam.
Those cows don't fly and never flew
In knots they're tied, but never tew.

How do you like these english poems? 

English is too manglable

Once upon a baked potate
A timed was hungrily ate
And 'cause english is so bazaaer
The past tents of chill is 'fridgeer.

Meringues

Once upon a break I took
Some meringues I made and book.
Soon afterwards, the meringues I ate
For they were made of eggs I bate.

Appoligies

Sorry for my extremely every-otherish blog schedule. A ton of annoying and irritating events have been impacting my thyme and computer condition of quality and good programming of computer programmings. Anyway,

If soldiers slay as once they slew
Why don't kids play as once they plew?
I found this true and so should you
that rugs still lie as once they lew.


Happy Hanukkah !

Not for reading

I don't have anything to say today, as usual. I usually don't have much to say that's interesting. This isn't interesting, ether. Commercial bananas are not real fruits. They are all grown off of roots from an older banana tree and planted to grow into another tree which has roots off to plant another one from that one. This has been ongoing for 200 years. I know a lot about bananas, you know. I don't eat them because I know about them quite a lot about them. Plantains are much more of a real fruit. They're supposedly good fried, but I didn't like them fried or raw. I don't really eat any members of the plantain family of fruits, apparently. How nice. I'm so disappointed that no-one got the question that I posted a while ago. Possible no-one was reading my blog at the time. If so, they should continue that. There's nothing more to say here, so I'll stop saying stuff. I never really had anything to say anyway. 

Essay botchings premium 4000

Here's yet another blog. Nothing exciting. Today, I was working on an essay about Steve Wheeler, but used emotion and colorful writing in the writing when it was supposed to be an academic (mechanical) essay, and therefore messed up a part of the essay. I even got the wrong picture. Here's some paragraphs that I botched from my essay that I finished:

The art of Steve Wheeler is often attributed, or possibly misattributed, to Abstract Expressionism with its tight, cluttered frantic geometric jagged shapes tiling the backgrounds of the art like shattered fragments of a glass mosaic smashed through by the force of a Minotaur rigged up to a jet engine taped to some fireworks drenched in petroleum. My point is that he often used a pattern of mosaic misshapen triangles and squares and other pointy polygons for many uses, which was though to be inspired by Southwestern Navajo art. He was loosely involved in the Indian Space Painters, a group of New York painters who were attracted to Native American form and art. A few other artists in the group were Peter Busa, Robert Barrell, and Helen DeMott. 

It could be hard to spot Wheeler’s influences to the unskilled layman’s eyes, but instant references to specific artists and styles are often detected by the well-esteemed art buff of modern society. The southwestern and northwestern Native American arts payed a huge role in half his art. I think that the other half is more cubistic, as seen in Laughing Boy. 

As you can see, I messed them up a little, when considering that it was supposed to be an academic (mechanical) essay. I put it on the blog anyway, though. More on the next post! And also, since no-one figured it out, the richest mexicans are called the Juan percent. Stay tuned unless you don't like slightly boring blogs! 

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Why has no-one guess the answer to the question that I put up last post!? It's very obvious! Anyway, I don't have much to say tonight. I rarely do. Another thing that no-one knows about fire is that starting one on any ground doesn't work. Grounds of extreme or even moderate chill or wetness will never work. All other grounds should not be used as a precaution. In the event of fire, start it one a rally dry and warm piece of oak or spruce bark. Pine, Acadia, birch, willow, oak, and sequoia. You should really start knowing the answer to the question that I asked you in the last blog! It's very obvious! I'm terrible at writing academic essays. I never have much to say their ether, so I inject fillers into all the essays that I wright, and the only filler that I can write is over-dramatic detailed descriptions that I got the knack for by writing novels of dramatic detail on useless, trivial descriptions. Really, you should know!

Pyromanial education

Here's another blog. I've noticed that the content quality if my blog has been going up since I stopped recording my day and started to talk about vaguely intelligent contemplations. I wonder what to talk about tonight, on Monight. Nearly 96% of people in urban or industrial areas (all the continents other than Africa, Australia, South America, or Antarctica) don't know how fire works when making one. They'll just try to light a log on fire with a match. That never works because of scientific reasons. The flame from a match is too small to even touch a log, and the log is too big and solid to have any air in or around it. What to do to light a log on fire with a match is a few things: drench the log in Vaseline, Gasoline, or first light some small twigs on fire with the match. Then, on top of them, put some small sticks the width of pencils on them, and then finger-width sticks on top of that, then sausage-width, then  ear-width, then bottle-width, then other-width, then CD width, then cat-width, then the fire is big and oxygenized enough to burn the log. Also, what are the richest mexicans called? Put your guesses in the comments. The person who gets it right gets to get mentioned in my next blog! More later!

Irritating drivel

Today, in my hobby of overanalyzing words and terms, I realized an oxymoron that people use all the time. When people talk about the night that comes directly after Thursday, they call it Thursday night. Think about that : Thurs DAY NIGHT. You might as well say Thurs due to day and night canceling out themselves.  So, instead, I call it Thursnight. I also enjoy throughly overanalyzing words and terms, as you would know if you read that I just realized that. Too bad it's not really good for anyone else to listen to. Sorry for not blogging yesterday. Lots of stuff! More tomorrow maybe!