Arrrgghhh! Total lack of plot or context!

I wish I would get more comments! I went to Newspaper club and had lots of fun and then to the last Newberry club meeting of the year, which was terribly exciting. So then I went home and lounged about and watched Mom work her Credenzi to tatters making an elaborate feast for our guest, who was dropping by for a spell to relax. I didn't really do anything requiring bones after dinner (mostly laying on tabletops looking at things on the computer and waiting for nothing at all to happen.)

All the stuff I e-mailed Dad

Okay, here are all the photos I sent to Dad. Try to guess what these are (Put your answer in the comments.) :

I hope I get lots of comments!

I totally drove Mom round the bend!

Today Mom set me to cleaning my room so I could get my Christmas presents put away. I made some progress and had a very long break. After lunch, Mom sent me back to cleaning up my room. I made an atom o' progress in the afternoon. And then she sent me to clean the guest's bedroom, so I started this blog on the way there. I got my blog done faster than Mom and really irritated her!

Know what that is?

Monologue about Mom

Mom hasn't been doing much. I think I'll get her into a project separate from mine. She seems to be doing less work lately. Atoll! Mom should Get into working on stuff like I do, like art and food and learning. Mom really hasn't been to enough meetings lately. I hope Spring comes soon, It's more active. Mom probably will go berzerk if she sees this. I often like to make her go haywire.

Hard work ahead!

Anyway, what do you think? I'l be doing lots of projects soon. I thought I need to do stuff like it. I might make something or I might do something like knit a like-size wool shark or do game walkthroughs or make stop-motion films of something else. If I do, you can be sure I'll put something about it on my blog. Mom will go crazy and get really exited when she seizes this. Stay tuned!

A long post

Today I went to Journeys where Mom was teaching. She talked about Christianity and Jesus's childhood, and she had some frankensence and myrth and cedar leaves for us to grind with a mortal&pedestal and everyone who smelled the myrth almost vomitted so I kept away from it. After that we went outside where it started to rain and we all burnt a pece of paper. After that I stayed helping Mom clear up and finally went home. Windows have glass in them and toads make noises like toads. A chameleon once disguised itself as a blender so I didn't see it until it was too late! It depleted the rice vein and got honey all over the floor! A mess! Mess! A! Where were we? Oh yeah, so, as I was saying, microbes cannot stand the taste of soap, But can withstand the immense pressure of public speaking. Sevral geckos, such as the Artanourious prolkertalus Fill themselves with water so that they can withstand pressure up to inaugurations and such on! Parrots can imitate dawgs and dogs and other canines.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Uuuuuggggg, I ate too much. Today was a nice relaxing day. I did stuff on the computer and played games with Mom (Lots of them) and had a good dinner. Mom knitted a sea sponge and some brain coral. Dad ate with me for supper and we had black eyed peas for dinner and Dad told me his tales o' woe. Dad will post them in a comment.