Today I started on a really excellent piece of art, but I have no photos of it so I'll not show you what it looks like. I also learned that combining wax with ink dose not make black wax and instead makes a watery grey paste that melts and smells like bees. 

The art that I posted yesterday that I'll now explain today is a swamp. It's full of mosquitos and bizarre plants and even bizarrer animals like crocodiles, swimming rabbits that attack presidential candidates, and voodoo mamas who are not appearing in this art piece. You can see, if you look closely, zillions of plants such as a pinecone-looking flower, a pitch-black unshiny fruit, mangrove roots, vaguely mushroom-shaped trees, lillypads, gigantic flowers, spike-toothed flytraps and ferns roughly the size of half of a beluga whale. It also contains a waterload of bizarre creatures such as some unsubmeged coral fossils, an irritated bystander standing by irritated, a big spiky thing, multiple crocodile-like things- one with long eye tendrils and another with serrated teeth and spidery clusters of round glowing eyes, a little mouse-thing, and a roundish bulge covered with glowing spidery eyes. A surprising amount of fungi, such as the mushroom with eyes and the ring fungi developing on some of the flowers, is also present. That's pretty much all. 

Today one of the best things that's happened to my career as an artist was confirmed to happen later. Nothing else, though.

Internal combustion engines and external combustion engines are diffracted only by the ratio of power to volume. 

Most people think that the ubiquitous flint and steel is only possible with steel, which it is, and only possible with flint, which it isn't. Contrary to popular belief, quartz also works because it is the same list of ingredients as flint, which is silicon dioxide, but crystalized in a different manner. Churt and steel is actually more common due to the abundantly of churt, another mineral made from the same ingredients crystalized in a way between flint and quartz. The reason that flint and steel is so ubiquitous is that quartz doesn't work as well as churt, which doesn't work as well as flint for sparkmaking, and the ubiquitous flint and steel is the highest success rate-type pyroplasmic instrument in a range of 3 others. Nothing else to say.

Today, I will explain somewhat the art that I posted yesterday. Basically, it's mostly about the cityscape of a somewhat stereotypical depiction of Paris withought as much philosophy and inexplicably horizontally striped shirts, featuring bazillions of cafes, streetside shops, and the bottom bit of a gigantic Tesla coil in the center of the city used to instantly caramelize brussel sprouts and onions, constructed as world-famous landmark and monument to West Europe's amazing feats of gastronomical wonder. Oddly enough, the architecture, having very tight, large clusters of haphazard roofs is more fitting of the late-1700's New England. The style is heavily influenced by illustrations depicting a surreal city with checqureboard-patterned streets and stylistically shaped stars on an irregularly bright night sky. Close inspection will reveal a somewhat horned gentleman riding a unicycle while balancing a pie on one of his horns while an unemployed layabout sporting stylish glasses and 4 small hats runs away from said gentleman. I also messed up the street pattern somewhat near the unicycle, so I shall now claim it to be a reality-warping unicycle that messes up some tiles near it. That's all.

I did this today and I'll explain it tomorrow:

Explanation

So, as I said, today I'll slightly explain the picture that I did in case you can't interpret it for some reason. Basically it's a picture of an adventurer overlooking a dense, deep South American/African jungle packed with Mayincatec ruins that are just there because know one sees why not. Some people have confused the gaping line between the two mountains and above the forest of plants and animals to be a waterfall, but it's actually a deep chasm with a single, poorly maintained wood-plank bridge. There are quite a few mayan-type pyramids around the cliffsides doubtlessly full of undiscovered riches and death traps that still work despite thousands of years of no maintenance. I also put in some mostly Mayincatec but slightly Polynesian looking stone carvings, and a few smashed aqueducts, which the Aztecs actually had invented and used but doubtlessly didn't refer to them as aqueducts. I also added in the obligatory long-lost cousins of Audrey 2. Also, if you knew about that the Mayincatecs actually had wheels but never used them at all except for toys, you would be able to tell that the thing that the adventurer is sitting on/near isn't of Mayincatec origins. 

I'll talk about this tomorrow. Here it is today.

Today, I was thinking of that I think that my life is boring because of it's inane stability combined with a lack of activity. I just said so cause I thought that you might care about what I thought. That's all for now, and I'll add some art once it's finished.

Today, I once again have nothing to say, so I guess that I'll just say what was on my mind: Is there a term for a generalization of Mayan/Aztec/Incan ruins that some factually apathetic hollywood set developer would use? I'd like to knowso as to properly describe the piece of art that I'm working on currently.

Procrastionated apology

Sorry about my postage. I haven't had anything to talk about recently, as I've spent the first week of summer exactly as I wanted, which was getting better at art some and loafing around primarily. Sorry again for not posting! The only thing that I guess that I have to say is that I'm getting better at drawing tree roots and cliffsides. More about that later!

Now that it's June, I'll start posting almost regularly. With that said, I don't have anything to talk about tonight, so I might say something about the showcase that I worked all May to finish. More later!