Pyromanial education

Here's another blog. I've noticed that the content quality if my blog has been going up since I stopped recording my day and started to talk about vaguely intelligent contemplations. I wonder what to talk about tonight, on Monight. Nearly 96% of people in urban or industrial areas (all the continents other than Africa, Australia, South America, or Antarctica) don't know how fire works when making one. They'll just try to light a log on fire with a match. That never works because of scientific reasons. The flame from a match is too small to even touch a log, and the log is too big and solid to have any air in or around it. What to do to light a log on fire with a match is a few things: drench the log in Vaseline, Gasoline, or first light some small twigs on fire with the match. Then, on top of them, put some small sticks the width of pencils on them, and then finger-width sticks on top of that, then sausage-width, then  ear-width, then bottle-width, then other-width, then CD width, then cat-width, then the fire is big and oxygenized enough to burn the log. Also, what are the richest mexicans called? Put your guesses in the comments. The person who gets it right gets to get mentioned in my next blog! More later!