Bad photography

Since I don't have anything good to say or any good art, I'll upload some of the least terrible photos that I took at a photography class a few days ago. I'm very bad at photography, and these are the best photos that I took, which aren't very good. Here they are:

Meanwhile in New Jersy...

Oil can be much more beautiful than the way it's used.

JEANYUS!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I have nothing to say today except this:
Dalkos was critical of the plans
and
Dalkos was critical to the plans
Mean entirely different things, but, when analyzed, they have a one-word difference and the two words could be interchangeable if used in different sentences. 

Very good excuise

This thyme, I have a perfectly legit reason for why I didn't blog for 7 days of absolutely not laziness! Here it is:

Poor color and bad lighting

Here's an okay greyscale of who knows who. It's not that good.

Excuse

I'm too busy with work to do a blog, so here's an excuse:

Forced post

I don't have anything to say today ether... ...um...  ...uuhh... Four is the only unit of measurement in the english language to have the same number of letters as its absolute value! 

Shocking truth

People commented a bunch on the last post. They came up with great ideas, but none of them were the ones that I was thinking. What i was thinking is that they are all violent acts. They also all end with
-ash, as I said before. What does the -ash sound remind you of? Also... The words junk, sunk, plunk, stunk, clunk, dunk, drunk, gunk, punk, and flunk all end in -unk and also describe something unpleasant. Furthermore, little, kid, slim, thin, skinny, imp, shrimp, midget, and pygmy all address smallness and also all have a short i. Do you see what I'm saying?

Another forced content

Here's something intresting: What do the words smash, clash, crash, bash, gnash, slash, trash, mash, thrash, and slash? You might assume just that they all rhyme, which they do, but there is something more about this set. Try to guess! I'll tell you if no-one guesses it right. 

The sight of sound

The schedule regularity of my blog is deteriorating once again. Sorry about that. I don't have anything to talk about today, just like the last two days. Therefore, I scanned my book of bad drawing for the least bad drawing and decided that a drawing of sounds which I drew was good enough to put on the blog, so here it is:

ZZZZZZZ

I don't have anything to say today ether. Except these:

The diesel tower towed across the sea an island with a house and a tower.

The weather might buffet the outdoor buffet.

Tear-inducing events might tear at emotional stability.

Even more nothing!

Sorry... My last post made no sense. Anyway, I don't have anything to talk about today, ether. Other than I realized the critical has the same quirk as with. You can see it here "Juhald was critical of the project", and "Juhald was critical to the project". See? Also, "The candle put out enough light to be unable to go to bed." and alternatively "I put out the candle so as to go to bed."

Non-inverted sentances

Today, I realized that people almost always say articles and objectives before referring to nouns. ALMOST. You would think that you always say things that way, don't you? You would probably say "My hat is at here!" when referring ti where your hat is, assuming you have such bad grammar to say at like that. You might not realize it, but it would sound pretty dumb and hilarious if you asked "Where my hat is at?". That's all for now, bye!

Back to linguistics

As usual, I still have absolutely nothing to talk about today... Maybe I'll talk about the best and worst language again. The word with can mean its own opposite when used in certain sentences, such as 'Britain fought with France a lot.' and 'Britain fought with France in WWI.' The word bolt also can do this, as in 'The wheel was bolted to the car' and 'The wheel bolted from the car'. Another example is left, as seen in '10 out of 15 people left the room', '5 people were left in the room', and 'The 10 what left  were left of the room'. That's all for now! Bye!

Schematics

Today, as usual, I don't have anything to say, so I uploaded my schematics for a thyme machine. Be SURE to pay attention to all the details! Here they are:

Never mind

I recently decided that the contest was taking too long, so I'll lower that number of guesses to be revealed to just one. In absolutely unrelated news, the so-called Dad correctly absolutely completely 362% guessed my favorite song! It's probably my favorite because I used to listen to it all the time since I was too young to hear. Here's the low-quality picture of the art that I did that I promised:

Vairous styles

I see that no-one guessed the clues from last post. They are lines from the song if worded differently! Also, the band probably had some art styles from Southwestern cultures. Also, can you think of any words which have a silent L? I can. They're mostly celtical...

More clews

How are you getting on with the cryptic hints? Here's some more hints: Reflective ceilings. Grapes above ice. Let me know how you're getting on.
... Hmm, hmm... ...Bloken glass, bloken glass, blokenglassbloken glaaaass!♭♫♮♪☕