Part 1!

As usual, my bog has been spectacularly boring for the past year, but in the last few weeks it's lost it's amazingly, life-thretangy soporific boringness and flopped into a flappy pile of dullness. So, to solve this, I'll now to way to much attention-getting attempts and invent a mind-assulting overhaul of flashy randomness and pick up the ludicrousness back into the boredom of my blog! FIRST: Some riddles, some of which I've ignited myself, and some of which are from elsewhere.


This thing makes all else devoured:
Birds, beasts, trees, and flowered's;
It gnaws iron, bites steel;
It grinds hard stones to meal;
It slays kings, ruins towns,
And beats the high mountain downs.


A box without hinges, key or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

Which word in english is longer if made shorter?

What appears once in a minuet, twice in a moment, but never in a trillion years?

Now, for some trivia!
Bat's legs can swivel around in 360 degrease!

Now for all of the videos that I can find on this blog!




And that ends off part 1 of the really flashy blog post! I'd like to conclude my putting in a Monty Python reference:
The ministry of silly walks & the crackpot religions guilt have discontinued this blog post until notlob. Please stay tuned.

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Today, as usual, I loitered snoozing for the earliest reaches of time, and then awoke up slothly sluggish in manners of awaking up. Soon, I masterfully loitered around in complete satisfaction until consuming lunch nourishingly and culinarly, and then traveling off to get some stuff for a project. Later, I came home and worked on it slightly, and then went out for a walk. Later, I came back from taking a walk and ate dinner, and then went out to a bookstore before heading back home. Other stuff tomorrow!

An excellent day

Today, I got up really early to top to a meeting of that game-making group that I once talked about. At it, had some fun and ate some crisps. After the meeting was over, I built a model of a giant besieged fort out of LEGO(little r) bricks for hours. After that, I went out with O'l Mom for shopping of groceries and then went home for lunch. After that, I walked around outside until a storm showed up. Later, I then played games until dinner and then loafed off until bed-time.

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Today, I got up early and went on a walk before it got too unpleasantly hot out. It unexpectedly got hot while I was on a walk, though, so I had to walk in the heat. QRQRQRQRQRQRQRQRQRQRQRQRQRQRQRQRQ And soon, I got home before my eyebrows had the chance to shift states of matter from plasma and hopefully cool down to solid. I then lazed about first, and then did some editing of my long novel, and then washed my dirty filthy feet which had become unusually blackened due to amazing temperature and heat. Soon, I did some math and then had lunch and then took a well-earned rest. Later, I tried cooking some stuff, but they didn't work, so I then tried to look for something to eat, but the only thing that I saw were giant piles of salt with extra salt and no pepper, so I tried to snooze but kittens were in my bed, so I tried to clean but it was too messy to try, so I then rolled up and down the stairs and then later sent some e-mails and e-jinxes to Noah&Anna. Later, I attempted to play or eat or cook or read or snooze or write, but it was too hot outside to do anything! I was soundly defeated by the heat! I was then forced to loaf around for quite a while until dinner was served. After that, I played some games and watched some stuff until bed-time. More tomorrow!

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Today, I got up early and went for a walk very early in the morning! After that, I walked home and then I lazed around and played some games, as well as thinking about stuff a lot. Soon, O'l Mom told me to go and CLEAN MY ROOM SOME! HOW IMPOSSIBLE! WHAT AN IMPOSSIBLE SYSOPHIAN JORB! Anyway, I picked up some of the huge mountainous temples of books and toted them across the chaotic, messy, scary, and dangerous ruins of Junkville, apparently an armageddon target, and transported them across the morbidly silent dessert of old clothes, weaved in between the rickety arches and teetering pillars of broken toy city, which slices the unthinkable wounds of the ceiling sky with its towering skyslachers of unused playing instruments, and dumped the tremendously clunky cargo of books into the dark cruel radioactive maze of Bookshelf Dungeon for a while. After that awful effort, I then ate lunch and enjoyed a well-earned loafing around. Soon, I went with O'l Mom to the computer store in order to have some of our broken computers fixed, and waited around for hours until they were repaired. After that, I went home and ate dinner, then lazed off until bed-time.

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YAWN! Sorry for not blogging for a long thyme. I've ben on vacation for a really average thyme! On it, aye went too Williamsburg in the USA, and saw some relatives there. First, aye traveled width O'l Mom to R hotel for tree ant a half ours , ant then arrived. We then went out too eat ant invited some cousins, uncles, ants, and others too hour dinner. After eating, we went bach to hour hotel to snooze four the knight. After that, aye got up early in the mourning and went to Ghamestowne, where aye got a neat tour of the place. Soon afterwards, aye went bach too the hotel. Immediately afterwards, aye went to listen to the hi school graduation of some cousin. After it was over, aye went to a party and eight a lot of cake. I then returned to the hotel and snoozed until mourning. After that, aye went too sea Yorquetowne, which wasn't much. I also saw some more interesting stuff such as medicine and medical procedures of 1777 - 1798. Aye also got a souvenir of cannonballs ant then went out too eat some nicely tasting subculinary sandwitch. Later, aye went to somewhere else for a while ant then did some other stuff. O'l Mom is so excellent! Anyway, aye then went to see a very, very excellent exhibit about the USS Monitor. It was really really really excellent, I thought, 'cause I really like ironclads. After the really good exhibit, I rode my vehicle home with O'l Mom. Aye then lazed off yesterday ant today. Other stuff coming eventually!

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Today, I got up late and loafed for almost the entire day! In the only time that I didn't loaf, I ate lunch, did some art, cleaned out O'l Mom's vehicle, did some cleaning, wrote and drew some cards, and ate dinner! Some better stuff for blogging will happen on Friday! Tune in by then! Don't bother with Thursday!