((-3!)(+92-92)(*0))-6=(-3!)

Now that that's out of the way,  I'll go ahead and talk about pancake-tomatos which form under natural geological process. The process is this: A tomato sits on a shelf, and is then picked up by none other that me, who continues to coat it in pancake batter, and bake it, forming a pancaked tomato. It's natural and geological when I bake it by putting it in a box and dangle the box over a large underground pool of underground magma, heating the underground box and geologically baking the underground tomato pancakes. After that, serve to unsuspecting guests who you wish would leave. While I was writing that equation at the top, I made a recipe for something neat! 

Ingredients:

3 warm donuts

1 banana, finely diced

1 tablespoon sugar

1 apple, finely diced

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/4 teaspoon flour

1 cantaloupe

Cut hole in top of cantaloupe. Remove contents and hallow out, but keep the bit that you cut out. Insert diced fruit and spices. Place top on cantaloupe and shake really hard. Remove cantaloupe and throw out. Eat donuts. Serves 1. (Alternate eating way includes eating fruit mush with warm donuts) I think that Dr. Noodle Soup will like this recipe quite a lot! It might remind him of another one that he's seen before... Anyway, I think that the butterscotch mines of Western Nowheresville are a profitable investment. If not, you should invest in gold because it's shiny and rare, so everyone will want it and its stock price will go up majorly. If you have contact to some extraterrestrials who will kindly agree to come and abduct half the world's jewelry, you should definitely load up on jewelry products and have them come and do that, and the low supply will send their value through the roof. If I wanted to, I could continue to post all kinds of sure, safe, totally obvious and very hard to not know moneymaking tips for 91.2 more megabytes of text, but I wont. You now have a good reason to read my blog! (its full of moneymaking ideas)


 I wonder if more nonsense will be posted. FDSGFANUISDOUBNUDGWA! Apparently so! I shall now put instructions on  how to not invest in dumb and unpredictable internet company stock! STEP 1: bake a cake STEP 2: eat said cake STEP 3: offer eaten cake to guests STEP 4: think and think and think STEP 5: laugh at yourself STEP 6: send an e-mail to Donna Belt asking her about the history of pleated carpet tacks STEP 7: read The Hobbit and use it to put said punchline in some context STEP 8: collect the 9 red coins STEP 10: complain that a step was missed STEP 9: complain that the steps are out of order STEP 12,345,678.74802O75648-073+6!>2: Write long mathsy equations and numbers on paper and tape them to the walls of your house. STEP X: do NOT invest in any internet companies END OF STEPS.



 Neat, eh? Huzzah for Noah&Anna! Huzzah for Dr. Noodle Soup! I wonder what else I have to say...       ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

An exciting day

Today I got up really early and made a bed with O'l Mom for our guest; after that, I had breakfast and did a birthday card fore someone. I then left for ocean studies co-op, where I had a lot of fun. I did a lot of thinking of ideas and listening to other ideas and eating cake, which was served. After all of that, I did some stomping on a sump pump, and then left. I invited Dr. Noodle Soup and Matt to my house, and they all went there! We had lunch at my house, and then did some milling about until O'l Mom made us go to our classes. I went to art class, Dr. Noodle Soup went to tuba-playing class, and Matt went to economics class. At my class, I had too much fun, and made a neat surrealistic piece of art that was pretty good! Once the class was over, O'l Mom told me to get back home, and I rode with her back home in our vehicle. Dr. Noodle Soup had gotten there already, and we played about for a long time. After that, O'l Mom gave him a ride home(she was flying constantly all over the place, and left us in our own hands at home a lot, and was flying all over the place for most of the day) After that, she got back, and Mr. Chuck arrived! GASP! Unexpected plot developments! As soon as he arrived, he went directly to bed. After dinner and supper, I milled about until bed-time. Huzzah for Dr. Noodle Soup, Matt, Mr. Chuck and any other guest that I will be having over, which soon might be Noah&Anna! Stay Tuned! 

A day of rude orders

Today, I got up early and then O'l Mom rudely told me to clean up my room some! How rude! After trying for some time, I went downstairs and had breakfast, brunch, and lunch. I then milled about until O'l Mom made me go to co-op! There, I did my classes and listened to an art instructor talk about shading in drawing class. After that, I did some neat card tricks, and O'l Mom made me go grocery shopping with her! After that, I went home and had dinner and supper. I then milled about until bed-time. Fun things will be happening tomorrow! Tune in for them!

entrada de blog II

Today I got up really early in the morning. I then got up and asked Dad if he wanted breakfast, and then did my spanish for exactly 00:30:41. DeEntonces un huevo cocido muy bien, y luego se hierve dos más que él dijo eran muy buenas. Después de eso, la mamá de O'l llegó a casa y escribió un informe sobre el volcán Paricutín! Después de eso, me rodeó hasta que mamá me hizo ir a dar un paseo O'l ella. Una vez que llegué a casa, me dio la vuelta por un tiempo, luego fue a un taller de escritura, que es comercial para mi gusto. Después de la charla económica, me fui a casa y se comió la cena y la cena. Luego vigorosamente hasta la hora de acostarse.

An essay (written by I)

IMPORTANT THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN 1900-1910!

First off:

Crazy new inventions

Aero-Planes

Major ruining of the Chinese empire

More money for people

High Austrian tension

And that’s the most immediate things. I’ll talk about each of them in turn: ‘Twas a time of great and sudden turn and shift. Traditional viewpoints had been abandoned after 1849, and most monarchy was notably tuned-down. Many things happened, which concerned people much more that past events. Neat, eh? 

To start with, new and useful contraptions were popping up in well-developed areas over the world and being harvested and used like Shitaki mushrooms picked and sautéed with broccoli and onions, served hot with some tomato casserole with mashed potatoes on the side, with a nice bunt cake for dessert, frosted with chocolate and vanilla and coated with raspberries and... Oh, never mind. Anyway, some of the more famous of these things were stuff like aero-planes, Brownie Box Cameras, steel smelts, huge ocean liners, and lots of other stuff, etc, etc. These were very significant, as they were open to the public majority, allowing them to do lots of stuff... More of people became middle-class with these things to use. People were very excited about Aero-planes, you know... It meant that they could transport goods easily, efficiently, almost anywhere, and really fast, too! The credit goes to the Wright Bros. for inventing the Aero-Planes. 

None of the Chinese rulers were very happy about putting an end to their isolation. The Opium Wars were a major empire-spoiling event, and then peasants were getting all these weird religions into their head and causing uprisings! How uncouth! The empire was really starting to crumble away, and it didn’t help when the throne was inherited by Puyi in 1908. However, I won’t tell you what happened, as the outcome was in a time after 1910, which is just went I’m covering (1900-1910). 

With all sorts of new inventions and discoveries, people finally had a chance to actually get their insanely penniless mitts on some money. Once they did that, the middle class expanded greatly. This caused a large demand for affordable, practical stuff and such. The middle class were really good for moneymaking, as they brought cheap goods and services and could be hooked on trends and styles. The middle class grew, and so demand for a working, efficient economy reached the point where it was met, to most degree. Huzzah for the middle-class! 

And that’s most of the majorly significant changes. Exciting, isn’t it? With the world getting more and more organized, some things got slightly less awful, while awful things remained unchanged. You could tell that a major event would happen soon! Tension was hanging about at lots of steps! But what would happen? What would? WHAT WOULD???????

Photos of art and chill

Today I did a lot of photography, when first I woke up too early and got out of bed. After that, I went to Journeys with O'l Mom. After that, I went to get lunch, which I got. After getting lunch, I went to the art museum with a camera in order to take pictures! I did a lot of taking photos in the cold, for it was rather VERY cold outside. I had a lot of fun taking numerous photos! After most of the photos were taken, O'l Mom took me home, where I got them out of the camera and uploaded them onto the computer 'cause I was told to. After that, I milled about until bed-time. More exiting posts later! I might add some of the photos next time! 

A pretty fun day with Dad

Today I got up early and went on a walk with Dad. After that, we went to lunch and then came home, where I did some resting. After that, I milled about for a while, then Dad and I went off to get something that I bought. If Dr. Noodle Soup shows up, I'll show it to him and he might be impressed! Thank you to Dad! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! After using this new thing, I went up to bed. Tune in tomorrow for further developments!